Proving that things were way cooler back in the day, is the world's first computer mouse. Made by Douglas Engelbart in 1964, it "consisted of two gear-wheels positioned perpendicular to each other -- allowing movement on one axis." Just look at this thing. Ergonomic shape, great button placement -- and it's made of wood. If that ain't style, then I don't know what is. Sure the front has rotted out, but who cares. My mouse looks like that, and it's brand new. That's just what happens when your page doesn't download fast enough and you start slamming the mouse on the desk.


Botley: My mouse has suddenly stopped working.
Harry: Is it an optical mouse?
Botley: I don't know?
Harry: Does it have a ball or light?
Botley: Oh, it's got a light on top.
Harry: On top? Are you sure?
Botley: Yes. It was underneath before, but it looks better when it's on top.
Harry: Ok, try turning it around so the light points down on the desk.
Botley: Amazing! It works now!